WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Wilko Johnson 12:31 Fri Feb 12
Divan Bed question
A divan bed with the divan base, mattress and headboard all made by the same brand. The mattress is pushed up to the headboard but the mattress slightly overhangs the end of the bed. Without a headboard it would fit perfectly on the divan base. Is it normal and satisfactory for a mattress to overhang the divan base due to the headboard encroaching on the divan base?

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Moncurs Putting Iron 12:39 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
*Feels the ground quake as gank is roused from his slumber and reaches for his mighty golden keyboard*

Dandy Lyon 12:39 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
There are some strange people that start strange threads on here isn’t there...

claypole 12:40 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Sounds unacceptable

Mike Oxsaw 1:07 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Comfydown Majorette is it?

Alan 1:15 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
As you say that "Without a headboard it would fit perfectly on the divan base", the headboard is obviously the problem. If the headboard fixing is slotted, slide it further up and push the mattress up the bed, under the headboard.

Lee Trundle 1:20 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Maybe you should have thought about splashing out more on a water bed?

ted fenton 1:26 Fri Feb 12
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Alan 1:15 Fri Feb 12

My thought exactly !



Thanks Alan.

Side of Ham 1:30 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
This is West Ham related as Morley & Bishop had this problem.....

Wilko Johnson 1:55 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Alan 1:15 Fri Feb 12

Thanks Alan, looks like the headboard might not fit in the two holes in the divan base if it's raised to fit just over the mattress. I'll contact the firm who I bought the bed from, they've got good customer care. Just strikes me as odd that this issue exists on a purpose built bed!?

Iron Duke 2:20 Fri Feb 12
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Surely the headboard would hang on the outside of the base. Then the mattress would not overhang.

And this has fuck all to do with West Ham.

Moncurs Putting Iron 2:24 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Just like my dreams my mattress overhangs.

gph 4:18 Fri Feb 12
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Procrustes had it easy.

(Unlike his guests)

Russ of the BML 4:21 Fri Feb 12
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I have asked for 'tech' help on here before but this is a new low.

gank 4:37 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Mother of God there can hardly be any remaining subjects left to discuss on here

Therefore entire sites devoted to general discussion, yet people like this prick asks about a bed on a West Ham website.

It's like he spent a few days going through the history of WHO trying to work out if there was anything never discussed and this was all he could come up with.

Nurse Ratched 4:43 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
*reads gank's post*



I was not disappointed.

Hammer and Pickle 5:57 Fri Feb 12
Re: Divan Bed question
Well it is about a problematic board.

Sorry.

Chigwell 7:17 Fri Feb 12
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It's Health and Safety. If the mattress overhangs the base you can't bash your shins into the base while stumbling around in the night. Bet you never thought of that.

geoffpikey 7:21 Fri Feb 12
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Mumsnet must be questioning their very existence.

pulhampete 7:24 Fri Feb 12
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Geoffpikey

Apparently Mumsnet are discussing why we didn't sign a striker in January.

geoffpikey 7:27 Fri Feb 12
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That's good to know. Maybe we can assemble a goalscorer from environmentally-friendly white vinegar and lemon juice?

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